Reblog if at some point you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.
Twice a week.
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Twice a week.
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WATCH KRISTIN AND IDINA’S FULL LAST PERFORMANCE OF WICKED ONLINE
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- Besides, Up, I like you the way you are! I like you because of your big heart.
- And I like you too, Bug. I like you, because you are nice to me.
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Because Darren was too short
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AKJDS:LFKJS:DLKFJ Prince Eric. Hnnnng
i love how Peter Pan is still the most adorable thing ever even with all the sexy muscles <3
My inner Ariel is squealing*A*♥
Is this real life.
hello aladdin, you’re still my favourite hnnngh
Chang, would you like to stay forever? Also, Alladin and Kuzco, how the hell did I ignore you guys before?!
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REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
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When he walks in the room:
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
so true..
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BARBIE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? NOBODY WEARS WHITE PANTS WITH GREY TOPS. SERIOUSLY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE. AND WHAT IS WITH THAT RANDOM-ASS ONION IN THAT RANDOM-ASS BOX ON YOUR WALL. MOVE THE FUCKING ONION AND FILL THAT FUCKING BOX WITH SOME OF THE SHIT ON YOUR FRIDGE. SERIOUSLY BARBIE, YOU ARE DRUNK.
Why the hell is there wine on your stove, Barbie? That shit’s flammable, bitch.
Why the fuck is there a goddamn mouse at the bottom of the fridge, Barbie? That’s nasty, you fucking pig.
What the fuck barbie, why the hell do you need a calculator on your fridge? Uneducated bitch.
What the fuck Barbie, garden hoses are supposed to be OUTSIDE IN YOUR Garden. Not in your kitchen. Dumb bitch.
BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, LEAVING THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR FUCKING OPEN? YOU SHOULD CONSERVE ELECTRICITY YOU UNGRATEFUL WHORE.
BARBIE, WHY THE FUCK YOU HANCUFFING KEN’S LEGS? YOU KNOW HE CAN’T GIVE YOU GREAT PLEASURE WITH HIS LEGS HANCUFFED TOGETHER. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PLACE THEM AROUND HIS WRISTS, YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM BARBIE. IT’S YOUR KITCHEN SO YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THERE. I UNDERSTAND YOU BARBIE. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE STRUGGLED WITH MATH FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS AND THAT IS WHY YOU NEED A CALCULATOR ON YOUR FRIDGE. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO BE GETTING ON WITH, THAT YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR FRIDGE.DON’T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS BARBIE, THEY DON’T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO. BE YOURSELF, FUCK THE HATERS
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